K'nuckles: Flapjack.
Hey, Flapjack.
Come with me! We'll go and see
a place called Candied Island!
Bubbie: ♪ Who needs Candied Island? ♪
♪ It's safer at the docks ♪
K'nuckles: ♪ But there ain't no streams of sodie pop
to go drippin' down the rocks ♪
Bubbie: ♪ It's dangerous and risky ♪
K'nuckles: ♪ But adventurous and free ♪
Flapjack: ♪ Adventure, that's the life for me ♪
K'nuckles: ♪ There's lollipop trees and a lemonade sea! ♪
Bubbie: Doesn't sound very good to me.
♪ The misadventures of... ♪
Flapjack: ♪ Flapjack ♪
[ SPLASH ]
Oh, my!
Excuse me, small child,
are you okay?
Flapjack: I'm looking for candy.
My gracious!
Where are your parents?
Flapjack: [ LAUGHS ]
I don't know.
Where is your mother?
Flapjack: Bubbie says I shouldn't talk to strangers!
Bubbie? Who is Bubbie?
Flapjack: None of your beeswax!
Bubbie: Hi, baby angel!
- How was your day? - Flapjack: good.
Bubbie: Oh. That "good" sounds like
it has some "bad" stuck on it.
Flapjack: Well, there was this really funny-looking lady
with a big, ugly nose.
Bubbie: Now, pumpkin, you know it's not nice to say bad things
- about how people look. - Flapjack: oh.
Bubbie: What else did she look like?
Flapjack: Well, she had a big, gross mole and hairy lips.
Bubbie: Hairy lips?
Flapjack: And a pasty face and bushy eyebrows!
Bubbie: Did she look like that?
So, this is your Bubbie? A whale?
You live with a whale?!
Bubbie: He doesn't live with me.
He lives inside me. My mouth.
He lives inside my mouth.
That sounds weirder than it is.
Well, I have seen enough!
Come with me, small child!
Bubbie: You can't take him!
I most certainly can.
I run the Stormalong second chance home for boys,
and it is my duty to make sure boys have a proper home.
Bubbie: But he's my baby!
Children are to be raised by human parents, not animals!
Flapjack: [ SCREAMS ]
Bubbie: Wait! Wait, wait! He's got a human parent!
I can prove it!
K'nuckles, come out here!
K'nuckles!
K'nuckles: [ SNORES ]
Aah!
Mm-hmm.
Bubbie: [ GAGS ]
[ SCREAM! ]
What on earth is that thing?!
Flapjack: K'nuckles!
Don't let her take me away!
Show her you're human!
K'nuckles: [ GRUNTS ]
Flapjack: [ SCREAMS ]
A child deserves better
than a whale and whatever this animal is!
Bubbie: No, wait! Please don't take him away!
Don't take my baby!
No, not my baby!
[ CRIES LOUDLY ]
K'nuckles: Hey!
Your tears are molesting my sleeps!
Bubbie: You rotten scallop!
While you were sleeping,
a lady from the Stormalong second chance home for boys
took my baby away!
She says animals can't raise babies!
Oh, Flapjack!
K'nuckles: Relax, woman.
I'll just go to that second chance home thing
in the morning and adopt him back.
Bubbie: Oh, yeah?
Well, she said you're an animal, too!
Fool!
[ WAILING ]
My baby, my baby!
K'nuckles: hmm.
[ SNORING ]
Bubbie: K'nuckles!
♪ Stormalong second chance for boys,
'cause they deserve it ♪
This will be your bed.
- Flapjack: What's a bed? - Gracious, child!
What have you been sleeping on your whole life?
- Flapjack: Bubbie's tongue. - There.
You're going to sleep on a bed from now on.
Flapjack: No! No! I want Bubbie!
Now, now, child.
There is no more Bubbie.
There's only Stormalong Second Chance Home for Boys.
♪ Stormalong Second Chance for Boys,
'cause they deserve it ♪
And tomorrow, you'll meet those other boys!
Sleep tight.
[ DOOR CLOSES ]
Flapjack: [ GRUNTS ]
locked!
It's locked, too.
Bubbie!
Well, I guess i'll go meet the other boys.
Hello.
Rise and shine, friend.
- Hey! - Flapjack: aah!
[ GRUNTS ]
Aah!
Hey, you aren't children!
You're men!
He called us men!
Flapjack: Aah!
Hey, kid! You better wise up!
We got a good thing going here.
Flapjack: What are you doing in a home for boys?
Listen, kid, as long as that lady thinks we're children,
we might get adopted by some rich family.
Then we'll be sitting pretty for what's left of our lives.
Yeah, so you better not blow our cover or we'll be mad!
- Yeah, kid! - Yeah, kid!
[ DOOR OPENS ]
Good news, my children!
A rich gentleman has come to adopt!
Say hello to Sir Theodore
kensington Jacobus George Bucketsworth III!
- Flapjack: It's lolly poop-- - Shh!
K'nuckles: Shh!
Flapjack: [ GIGGLES ]
Why, hello, Mr. Bucketsworth!
[ LAUGHS ]
[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]
- Oh, what an outstanding hat. - Yes, outstanding!
Where did you acquire that lovely bow tie?
- Ooh! - Nice buckets!
You like buckets, too?
Do i!
[ LAUGHS ]
Do you know this one?
There once was a man with a bucket,
and when his old lady left him, he said...
Both: "Oh, well, I still have my bucket!"
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
I'll take this one, lady.
K'nuckles: Lolly!
Thanks, mister!
Some guys have all the luck.
Flapjack: [ WAILING ]
Don't cry, child,
for I have good news.
My husband and I have decided to adopt you.
We're going to sign the papers as soon as he returns
from his trip.
K'nuckles: Uh-oh.
Bubbie: Lolly Poopdeck? What kind of plan was that?
K'nuckles: I knew I should have went with Candywife.
That's it! I know what to do!
[ SNORING ]
That's it! I know what to do!
[ SNORING ]
Bubbie: K'nuckles!
K'nuckles: That's it! I know what to do!
Bubbie: I know what you should do, too --
shut your mouth! Your plans stink!
Flapjack is the only ray of sunshine in my cloudy life!
I'm gonna get my baby back!
I'm gonna confront that woman myself!
- K'nuckles: You're bananas. - Bubbie: Back up!
[ GRUNTING ]
For my baby!
[ GRUNTING ]
My baby!
Aaaaah!
K'nuckles: [ GRUNTS ]
For Flapjack!
And for you, Bubbie!
[ GRUNTING ]
Bubbie: Aaah!
Aaah!
[ PANTING ]
Give me back my baby!
- No! - Bubbie: I want my baby!
K'nuckles: Hey, I know how to get in!
Bubbie: [ SIGHS ]
How?
[ THUD ]
I'm scared!
Fear not, my children!
That animal won't get in here!
[ MEN SCREAM ]
Hush!
You have nothing to worry about!
That animal won't...
[ CREAK! ]
[ GASPS ]
...get...
[ CREAK! ]
[ GASPS ]
...in?
Flapjack: She's here.
Hide me!
[ BOTH SCREAM ]
Bubbie: The chimney was right there, fool!
K'nuckles: Aw, shucks!
Flapjack: Bubbie!
Bubbie: Flapjack!
Flapjack: [ GRUNTING ]
Bubbie: [ GRUNTING ]
please!
- You're under arrest! - Flapjack: no!
Yes!
No!
The Bubbie and the K'nuckles should keep Flapjack.
- Flapjack: Aah! - All: Eh?
I get it.
They went through all this to get him back.
They must be good parents.
No!
I'm terrified of 8, 000-pound whales
- crashing through my roof. - Of course.
And because of my fear,
Flapjack shall be raised by these two animals.
K'nuckles: I'm a human!
I'm home, my dear.
Did Flapjack decide to stay?
No, my love.
He chose the Bubbie.
Oh.
[ BOTH SNORING ]
[ ENGINE SPUTTERING ]
Flapjack: What's going on, Bubbie?!
Bubbie: I don't know, baby!
I think we have some new, rude neighbors!
Flapjack: Well, I'm sure it'll stop soon!
Bubbie: It just doesn't stop!
The noise never stops!
[ CREAK! POP! ]
Flapjack: I think that might be where it's coming from!
[ EXPLOSION ]
well, I'm gonna march right over there
and tell them to please keep it down a tiny bit.
I've tried, my dear. I really have!
Daddy, you're just not fun!
But I have so much fun to give!
It's like I'm in a flying, crashing prison!
Oh! I have never been so --
Aah!
Flapjack: Hey, I know you!
You're the inventor's brother!
Oh, yes. I'm the "Inventor's brother,"
because i obviously don't invent anything.
Now, if you will kindly excuse me,
I must trade and barter for some parts.
Ow!
Flapjack: [ GASPS ]
♪ Sally Syrup ♪
Flapjack: Sally!
Flapjack?
Flapjack.
Flapjack: ha ha!
I was just on the ground
and then you were there
and I was holding your hand.
Aah! I'm just so happy!
Aaah!
I'm back in Stormalong Harbor?!
Flapjack: Yep! Just the greatest place ever!
Ugh!
Out of all the places to crash into,
daddy had to land in this smelly, stinky trash dump?
Flapjack: But, Sally, I'm from Stormalong.
Oh, Flapjack! I just miss flying across the sea!
I miss the action!
I miss the fun.
Flapjack: But we can have fun here, Sally.
Come on, sally.
I'll show you the fun.
K'nuckles: [ SNORING ]
Is this a joke?
Flapjack: No joke, Sally.
No joke.
Waiting for Cap'n to wake up
is the best part of the day.
But he's just lying there,
like a dying elephant seal.
Flapjack: He's a big, strong captain restin' his muscles!
What could be more glorious?
Anything.
K'nuckles: [ COUGHS ]
[ GRUNTS ]
Flapjack: Did you see that?
Flapjack, can't we start our day without this guy?
Flapjack: I guess I could introduce you to some people who are awake?
Boy, this day just keeps getting weirder and weirder.
And there's Henderson's General Store.
You can get anything there, even ironing boards.
And there's Scoops Pennington,
editor of the Stormalong Scuttlebutt
working on the early edition.
Hiya, Flapjack!
Oh!
Make that the late edition.
Flapjack: and over here is...
[ YAWNS ]
Flapjack: Sally, are you okay?
[ YAWNS ]
Flapjack: sally?
[ YAWNS ]
Sorry. I always do that when I'm bored.
Flapjack: Oh. That's okay.
Come on, Flapjack, you're losing her!
You gotta think of something interesting,
something that'll blow her mind!
Do you like world-famous comedy?
What do you call
someone on the deck of the ship
who's really tired?
A pooped-deck sailor,
and that's my name -- Lolly Poopdeck.
Speaking of sailors,
what do you get when you cross a sailor
who's pooped with a lollipop
and a deck of cards?
A Lolly Pooped-deck sailor!
Flapjack, these jokes are terrible.
Hey! What did I tell you kids about watching my rehearsals?!
Aah! Wow! He's scary!
Flapjack: You should see him when his jokes aren't working.
Hey, check out these failures.
[ SAILORS LAUGHING ]
Flapjack: hi, guys.
What's your name again?
- Flapjack: Flapjack. - That's right.
The little boy named after a breakfast item!
[ SAILORS LAUGHING ]
You're all going to die.
- What? - You're all gonna die. One day.
And when you do, we're probably gonna still be alive.
Right, Flapjack?
Aw, why'd she have to bring up my own mortality?
Thomas!
Thomas, she means like when you're 100!
Flapjack: Thanks, sally!
You really gave those guys the what for!
So what? So what if I gave 'em "what for"?
So what for?
Hey, Flapjack, what's an ironing board?
Flapjack: "What's an ironing board?"
it's for pressing clothes when you want to look nice.
Boy, this is fun!
What else do you want to know about Stormalong?
- Ooh, does it have a prison? - Flapjack: Hubba wha?
Sally, what are we doing here?
Having fun.
- Flapjack: We are? - Sure.
Maybe they'll release a dangerous criminal
and we can spy on him.
Flapjack: That sounds kind of dangerous.
Would you rather hang out with your ironing board?
Flapjack: I don't have an ironing board.
I just know what one is.
[ BUZZER ]
[ CHAIN CLINKING ]
- That guy?! - Flapjack: Lolly Poopdeck?!
You stay out of trouble, Mr. Poopdeck.
Aye, stop screamin' at children.
This is the most boring place on earth!
Flapjack: No, there's fun things to do here, Sally!
I just can't think of any.
Ah, you know where I like to go for fun?
The candy barrel.
Flapjack: Lolly, you're a genius!
Flapjack, this place is empty.
Flapjack: Hey, larry, where is everyone?
Asleep!
None of my customers get up before noon.
That's why I always take this time to do inventory.
Let's see... carry the two --
Hey! Would you kids like to do something fun?
Flapjack: Yeah, we would!
37...38...39...40.
And carry the two...
Sally, what are you doing?
Having fun.
Flapjack: "Hey, dummy."
Someone's gonna read that!
- Now you do one. - Flapjack: Okay!
[ KNOCK! KNOCK! KNOCK!]
There.
Try again.
[ KNOCK! KNOCK! ]
Flapjack: [ CHUCKLES ]
Nice!
[ BOTH LAUGHING ]
shh!
♪ Do de-di de-de do-do ♪
Huh? What's this?
Free candy?!
Ooh!
Mm! Oh, look, a note!
Meant for me, I suppose.
Let's just read it out loud, shall we?
[ CHUCKLES ]
"Hey, dummy."
[ CRYING ]
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
Your turn.
♪ Do do do do do do do do ♪
Free candy.
Oh, look, a note!
Meant for me, I suppose.
Uh... "You smell."
Aah!
So help me gosh,
I will blow this Candy Barrel to smithereens!
Huh?
Flapjack: Sally, what are we gonna do?!
Relax, dummy.
Stupid, mean candy.
The Candy barrel needs to be taught a lesson!
Oh!
[ LAUGHS ]
Flapjack: Noooo!
Please don't hurt the Candy Barrel!
- Huh? - Get 'em, boys!
[ GROWLING ]
Gee, you wouldn't hit a little girl,
- would ya, mister? - Argh! Of course not.
- Ugh! - Dargh!
- Aah! - Aah!
- Dargh! - Aah!
Flapjack: Uh, you wouldn't hit a girl, would ya, mister?
I'm no mister!
Got one!
I got one, too!
Good work!
Flapjack, I just want you to know
that I'm feeling really close to you right now.
Flapjack: I'm feeling really close to you, too.
I meant because we're tied up together, dummy!
Flapjack: Oh!
that's what I meant, too.
Now it's time to teach these two
and the candy barrel a lesson!
[ LAUGHS ]
[ SNIFFS ]
Yargh! That's rotten!
[ SNIFFS ]
Oh, I do smell!
The candy wrapper speaks the truth!
- Huh? - What?
[ ALL MUMBLING ]
Smell me!
Yeah, sure.
[ SNIFFS ]
Yep.
Hmmm. That it was him.
I thought it were me.
Reminds me of me mother.
- Flapjack: Oof! - You're free to go!
The candy said I smell!
And I do-o-o-o!
[ CLANG! CLANG! CLANG! ]
Hey, daddy!
Sally, you'll be happy to know
I fixed the grand flying contraption!
So we're getting out of here.
But I've been having so much fun.
You complained all morning about being here!
You have 30 seconds to prepare for departure.
Flapjack: But, Sally, you made fun of my home,
my best friend, and my ironing board.
But I did have fun today, Flapjack --
fun makin' fun of trashalong harbor!
[ CHUCKLES ]
Flapjack: [ CHUCKLES ]
Stormalong Harbor.
[ CHUCKLES ]
so...
Come along, Sally!
[ CONTRAPTION WHIRRING ]
- Hey, Flapjack! - Flapjack: Yeah?!
The thing I like best about today...
was spending it with you!
Flapjack: Really?!
No! Just kidding!
Goodbye, dummy!
Flapjack: Goodbye, sally.
[ SIGHS ]
There goes my heart.
There goes the Candy Barrel.
[ CHUCKLES ]
Aah! Aah!